Backpack of Doom

Inventory:

• First Aid Kit (3/10 full)
• Extra Bullets (5/5)
• Mini Fridge (50% full)
• Duct Tape (99% full, but still sticky)
• Compass (Still works on Tuesdays)

Current Location: Abandoned theme park, 3 miles from civilization

Weather: 90% humidity, 100% chance of confusion

Next stop: Roadside Attractions