FAQs for the Most Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is Neon Bunker Shop?
We sell all your neon-lit bunker needs. Need a place to hide from the impending doom of the world? Look no further! Our bunkers are stocked with the finest in neon-lit amenities and security measures.
Q: How do I order a bunker?
It's simple! Just click here to download our order form in PDF format, fill it out, and send it back with a certified check to "Post Office Box 13, Apocalypse, USA."
Q: What if I just want to look at pretty pictures of bunkers?
We've got you covered. Click here for our gallery of bunker models, complete with neon-lit details and gratuitous explosions in the background.