NEON BUNKER SHOP - MEDITATION CHAMBER

**WARNING: DO NOT LEAVE YOUR THOUGHTS UNATTENED IN THIS AREA**

Here, in the heart of the Neon Bunker, we offer you the most advanced meditation chamber in the galaxy. Equipped with state-of-the-art Neon-Infused Mind-Melding Technology, our experts will guide you through the most intense, most enlightening, most explosive meditations known to humanity.

**CHOOSE YOUR MEDITATION PACKAGE:

• Basic Brain-Burning
• Intermediate Mind-Melting
• Advanced Thought-Suppression

**DON'T FORGET TO PURCHASE OUR Mug of Mindfulness!

**NEON BUNKER SHOP GUARANTEES YOUR MIND WILL BE MENDED, BUT NOT YOUR SOUL. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.

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