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Atomic Sparks Mugs: The Radiation-Resistant Beverage Vessels of the Future

Model A-5: The "I'm-Not-a-Commie-Symp" Mug

Our flagship model, featuring a carefully calibrated radiation-resistant coating and a 99.9% guarantee that you won't spill a single drop.

More Sparks

Model B-3: The "Chernobyl-Chic" Mug

A bold, unapologetic statement piece, perfect for the nuclear enthusiast in your life.

Uranium Souvenirs

Our Radiation-Resistant Technology:

We've harnessed the power of atomic energy to create mugs that defy the laws of physics and good taste.

Our mugs have been tested in the most grueling environments: Soviet-era nuclear reactors, abandoned nuclear power plants, and your aunt's garage.

Safety Report