Blinging Katanas for the Brave and Fashionable

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Featured Item: Blinging Katana of Unrelenting Awesomeness

Hand-forged in the depths of our neon bunker, this katana shines brighter than the surface of a supernova. Its blade is so sharp, it'll cut through anything, including your enemies.

Price: 9999.99 Glittering Galleons (Payable in Bitcoin, but only on Tuesdays)

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Our Story:

Once upon a time, in the depths of a secret underground bunker, a group of rebels decided to make the most impractical, over-the-top blinging katanas in the galaxy. And so, Neon Bunker Shop was born.

Our katanas are hand-forged with the finest materials, including rare, glowing metals and the occasional chunk of moonstone.

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