We've got all sorts of absurdly expensive, neon-lit bunkers for you to buy! Why settle for a normal house when you can have a giant, glowing monolith in your backyard?
Learn more about our Financial Independence packages! Check out our Neon Lights and Sirens package!| Price | Features |
|---|---|
| $1,000,000 | Glowing neon lights, built-in panic room, and a complimentary doomsday survival kit! |
| $5,000,000 | Same as above, plus a built-in swimming pool and a 10-year supply of canned goods! |
| $10,000,000 | Everything above, plus a private movie theater and a personal butler! |