Mortgage Madness: Because Who Needs a Social Life?

Welcome to the Neon Bunker Shop's Mortgage Madness section!

We've got all sorts of absurdly expensive, neon-lit bunkers for you to buy! Why settle for a normal house when you can have a giant, glowing monolith in your backyard?

Learn more about our Financial Independence packages! Check out our Neon Lights and Sirens package!

Pricing:

Price Features
$1,000,000 Glowing neon lights, built-in panic room, and a complimentary doomsday survival kit!
$5,000,000 Same as above, plus a built-in swimming pool and a 10-year supply of canned goods!
$10,000,000 Everything above, plus a private movie theater and a personal butler!
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