Escape from Neo-Bunker

Are you tired of the same old, same old, same old? Do you yearn for adventure? Do you crave the thrill of the unknown? Look no further! Our neon towers are the perfect place to find what you're looking for!

Features:

• Unlimited supply of stale air
• Dimly lit corridors with flickering fluorescent lights
• Free time to contemplate the meaninglessness of existence
• A selection of moderately-priced, slightly-used-to-be-healthy snacks

We have three towers, each offering a unique experience:

• Escape Tower 1: The most popular of our towers, with a guaranteed 50/50 chance of escape.
• Escape Tower 2: Our middle child, with a slightly higher chance of escape, but also slightly more likely to get lost in the maze.
• Escape Tower 3: The wild card. You might escape, you might not. You might even get lost in the maze and have to eat a whole can of expired sardines.