Because we love you
We're not just a shop, we're a bunker. And like any self-respecting bunker, we have a return policy. If you return something, you'll get a refund, but let's be real, why would you ever want to return something from the neon bunker?
Exceptions
- Returning a product that is still wrapped in its packaging and hasn't been touched by our secret agents.
- Returning a product that is not made of pure, Grade-A, imported Japanese steel.
- Returning a product that is not imbued with the essence of the finest imported Norwegian space rocks.
Click here to initiate the return process, but let's be real, it'll probably just end up in our secret agent storage unit 7-B