Welcome, fellow seekers of the obscure and the obscure. This is the Secret Labyrinth, a place where dreams go to hide from your aunt at the holidays. You've heard rumors of a mystical shop hidden deep within, selling the rarest of artifacts and the most exclusive of experiences. And, yes, we're here to sell it all to you, for the low, low price of your soul.
(Or just your credit card number, we're not picky.)
Learn about our Prophets of Disco, the mystical beings who have been guiding us all along. Browse our selection of Lost Items, the stuff we found in the back of the closet.
Join our Secret Society, because you know you want to.