Q: What's the deal with the melted look?
A: It's not just a look, it's a lifestyle. You're not just wearing a shirt, you're living a dream. A dream of dripping with style, and sweat.
Q: Will these shirts make me look like a total weirdo?
A: Probably. But who cares? You'll be the coolest weirdo in the room.
Q: Can I return or exchange these shirts?
A: Ha! You think we're made of money? These shirts are one-way tickets, my friend. You're stuck with 'em like a bad habit.
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