Our shop is a place where you can buy all sorts of weird and wonderful things, like neon-lit furniture, glow-in-the-dark decorations, and even a selection of artisanal glow-in-the-dark cheese. Yes, you read that right. Artisanal glow-in-the-dark cheese.
But be warned: our shop can be a bit disorienting. Our aisles are narrow, our shelves are crowded, and our employees are often found wandering around, staring blankly into space.
We're not saying it's a problem. We just think it's a... unique feature of our store. Yeah, that's it.