2000 BCE: The Great Glittering - A period of unprecedented sparkle in the ancient world.
1900 CE: The Rise of the Sparkle Empire - A powerful dynasty of disco-ball-wielding monarchs.
1905 CE: The Great Pinkification - A sudden and inexplicable shift towards pastel hues.
1950 CE: The Neon Revolution - A counterculture movement that brought sparkle to the streets.
1985 CE: The Rise of the Glow-in-the-Dark Queens - A dynasty of radiant rulers.
2020 CE: The Darkening of the Age - A time of muted colors and existential dread.
2025 CE: The Sparkle-Proofing Initiative - A futile attempt to stifle the Queens' sparkle.