Neural Implant Repair Services
Our team of expert technicians will fix your neural implants with the utmost care, using only the finest imported Swiss cheese.
Will you implant a new chip into my brain?
No, we will upgrade your existing implant, but only if it's still under warranty. Otherwise, you'll have to pay for the repair out of pocket.
Send us a signal with your implant's serial number and a brief description of the issue. We'll get back to you within 3-4 business days, unless you've accidentally uploaded your consciousness to the dark net, in which case we'll never answer you again.
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