Warning: This subtechnique is not recommended for use in any real-world application. It's just for fun.
Glitterbombing is an advanced technique that involves creating a massive, glittering explosion of neurons in the cognitive network. This can lead to a temporary increase in productivity and creativity, but also risks causing permanent damage to the user's sense of focus and productivity.
Step 1: Prepare the Neural Canvas
Begin by creating a blank neural canvas using the Neural Canvas 1: The Empty Page. This will serve as the foundation for your glitterbomb.
Step 2: Add Glittering Particles
Using the Neural Particles 2: Sparkles and Shine, add a large number of glittering particles to the canvas. These particles should be carefully calibrated to produce the optimal level of sparkle and shine.
Step 3: Set the Network Ablaze
Using the Neural Ablation 3: The Spark of Chaos, set the entire network ablaze with a carefully calibrated amount of neural energy. This will cause the glittering particles to explode in a beautiful display of cognitive chaos.
Side Effects
Side effects may include: temporary loss of productivity, permanent damage to cognitive function, and a strong desire to watch cat videos.
For more information on the aftereffects of neural mapping, see Neural Mapping Aftermath: The Dark Side.