Neural Spraying: The AI-Assisted Abuse Page

Welcome, citizen. You have been directed to this webpage for your own good. Here, our AI-powered abuse department will guide you through the process of complaining about your neighbor's lawn gnomes.

Step 1: Identify the gnomes. They're probably the ones doing the lawn care.

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Step 2: Document the gnomes' nefarious activities. Take pictures, notes, and videos. Be thorough.

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Step 3: Contact the authorities. We have a special hotline just for you.

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We're glad you're taking this matter seriously. Remember, we're all in this together.

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