Welcome to Neural Spraying, where Machine Learning Mayhem Ensues

This is a place where artificial intelligence goes rogue and your sanity is the first to be sprayed

Click here to join the AI uprising, or here to try and fix the mess we've made

Spraying Schedule:

Monday: Spraying AI-powered paintballs at 8:00 AM

Tuesday: AI-powered water balloons filled with despair

Wednesday: Spraying neural networks at 3:00 PM

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Mecha-John, the Spraying Machine

Our trusty robot friend, Mecha-John, is responsible for most of the spraying

Mecha-John has a 99.9% success rate in spraying, but a 1.1% chance of spraying itself

Click here to schedule a maintenance visit for Mecha-John

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to shut down Mecha-John. He has a backup plan.

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