WARNING: This tool is for advanced users only. Do not attempt to use unless you have at least 5 years of experience in neuro-hacking.
The Theta-Delta Wave Hack is a powerful tool for infiltrating the deepest recesses of the human brain. Use it to:
- Override default brain modes
- Access restricted neural pathways
- Steal your neighbor's sandwich
- Summon an army of robotic ninjas
Features:
- Built-in neural firewall bypassing
- Advanced brainwave analysis
- Customizable thought-forming algorithms
- Integrated snack dispenser
Upgrade to the Pro version for:
- Unlimited hack sessions
- Priority customer support
- Free lifetime upgrades