We offer a variety of implants designed to enhance your brain's abilities, including:
- NeuroSync 5000: Syncs with your phone, so you can never be without the latest memes
- NeuroBoost 9000: Gives you the ability to remember every embarrassing joke you've ever heard
- NeuroPwn 1.0: Allows you to play video games for up to 48 hours straight without sleep
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Learn more about the NeuroBoost 9000
Side Effects
We can't guarantee that our implants won't cause any side effects, but they might include:
- Increased risk of spontaneous singing
- Temporary or permanent loss of taste buds
- Spontaneous urge to watch reruns of "Friends" for 72 hours straight
We're not responsible for any damage caused by our implants. Use at your own risk!
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