Our team of highly trained neuroscientists and engineers have been working tirelessly to upgrade the human brain with the most advanced technology known to humanity.
Will I still be able to watch cat videos with the upgrade?
Of course, our upgrade will not only enable you to watch cat videos, but also to understand the underlying neural networks that create their mesmerizing gaze.
Our team of highly trained neuroscientists and engineers have been working tirelessly to upgrade the human brain with the most advanced technology known to humanity.
Will I still be able to watch cat videos with the upgrade?
Of course, our upgrade will not only enable you to watch cat videos, but also to understand the underlying neural networks that create their mesmerizing gaze.
Our upgrade has undergone rigorous testing on a large sample size of lab rats, and we're confident it won't turn you into a sentient pineapple.
We're pretty sure.
We're working on it.
It's a work in progress, but our team is highly confident in our ability to increase your IQ by at least 10 points.
We're working on it.
Let's just say it's not our top priority, but we're open to collaborations and grants.