NEUROHELP: BRAIN BOOSTING TIPS
Warning: these tips may cause excessive productivity, spontaneous creativity, and an unrelenting desire to eat only organic, gluten-free, vegan food.
Tip 1: Eat More Caffeine
Consume 10 cups of black coffee per day for maximum mental clarity.
Side effects: jittery hands, racing thoughts, occasional existential dread.
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Tip 2: Play Video Games All Day
Engage in intense, high-stakes, competitive gameplay for hours on end.
Benefits: enhanced reaction times, increased focus, reduced social skills.