Brain Training Exercises for the Utterly Confused

Warning: The following exercises may cause temporary insanity, permanent confusion, or an increased risk of spontaneous combustion. Proceed at your own risk.

1. The Infinite Loop of Doom

Stare at this spinning wheel for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds. Repeat as needed.

View Spinning Wheel

2. Word Association (or Not)

Read the following words, and then try to come up with something completely unrelated to them: "Bicycle", "Tuna", "Squirt Gun".

Play Word Association

3. The Riddle of the Sphinx

Solve this classic lateral thinking puzzle: "What has a head, a tail, but no body?"

Solve Riddle

Remember, the key to brain training is not to think outside the box, but to smash the box into a million pieces and then stare at the shards of glass.

View Progress

4. The Memory Game (Not That Kind of Game)

Try to recall the exact order in which the letters of the alphabet appear on a standard keyboard.

Play Memory Game

Note: The above output is just an example, and you can adjust it according to your specific requirements.