Neuromancy For Pros: Because Your Mind Is A Wreck

Neuromancy is a highly scientific and utterly useless field of study that combines neuroscience, magic, and a pinch of desperation. Our team of experts will help you navigate the depths of your own brain, all while maintaining a healthy dose of skepticism and a strong stomach.

Our Services:

• Brain Scan for Idiots: Because who needs a normal brain when you can have one that's been thoroughly scanned, mapped, and analyzed?
• Telekinetic Coaching: Learn to move objects with your mind, or at least learn to pretend to do so with conviction.
• Telepathic Tips: Because who needs actual telepathy when you can just read the words on the page?

Don't worry, we won't actually read your thoughts or make you levitate. Unless you want us to, then we might try.