Neuron Implants: The Ultimate Brain Hack

Are you tired of thinking too much? Do you want to upgrade your cerebral cortex with the latest in cybernetic enhancements?

Look no further than our state-of-the-art Neuron Implants! With our patented NeuroCore technology, you'll never have to worry about pesky things like "conscience" or "empathy" again.

Choose from our extensive catalog of implant options, including:

• NeuroCore Upgrade - Because who needs a soul, anyway?
• Implant Removal Services - For when you realize you've made a terrible mistake
• NeuroFeedback Loop - Because who doesn't want to be constantly judging themselves?