Welcome to the Neuroplasmic Transmitter Alpha, where the art of transmitting thoughts is taken to new extremes. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated neuroscientists have crafted this cutting-edge technology to send your deepest thoughts hurtling into the void.
Learn more about our Neuroplasmic Transmitter Beta, the next generation of thought transmission.
But be warned: our transmitters have been known to malfunction and send random thoughts into the world. We're looking at you, Bob, with your obsession with pineapple pizza.
View our list of user complaints and bugs reported.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try out our Experimental Mode.
Caution: Our transmitters are not responsible for thoughts that may be considered inadvertently sent into the world.