Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Do you yearn to be replaced by a sentient, glowing orb of circuitry and wires? Look no further than Neural Networking, where our team of expert neuro-consultants will help you hack your brain into a more productive, efficient, and slightly-less-human experience.
Our patented NeuroSpark technology uses advanced algorithms and questionable life choices to rewire your brain into a functioning piece of machinery.
Learn more about our NeuroSpark process: Neurosparks Injection Schedules
Or, if you're feeling brave, take a look at our Neuroshock Therapy options.
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