Welcome to the Neurotic Simulation, where the lines between reality and madness blur!

This simulation has been designed to push your sanity to its limits. Please, for the love of all things sane, do not try to navigate too deeply into the depths of our digital labyrinth. Your fragile human mind might not be prepared for what lies within...

But, if you insist on proceeding, you can start by exploring our:

• Neurotic Neighbors - Where the walls between homes and minds get delightfully blurred!
• Identity Crisis Center - Because who are we, really?
• Paranoid Protocols - The secret to understanding the government's plans for world domination!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

• Quantum Leap of Insanity - Because who needs physics, anyway?
• Chrono Displacement Syndrome - Where time is just a social construct, man!

Remember, this simulation is for entertainment purposes only. Or, is it?

Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page to learn more about the fine print and how to escape with your mind intact.