Warning: The following techniques are not for the faint of heart.
1. The Scream
Loud, piercing, and impossible to ignore. The ultimate distraction from the crushing despair of existence.
PRACTICE YOUR SCREAM2. The Stare
The unblinking, soul-sucking stare of the truly unhinged. Guaranteed to shatter the resolve of even the most stalwart opponents.
PRACTICE YOUR STARE3. The Rant
A 4-hour marathon of uninterrupted, incoherent diatribe. Perfect for clearing the air or blocking out the sound of the neighbors.
PRACTICE YOUR RANT