It's a question that's been bugging us for years: why not just use a bird? I mean, who needs complex infrastructure when you have feathers, beaks, and a penchant for pooping on statues?
Imagine it: a bird-based mail system where birds simply fly around, picking up mail and dropping it off at the nearest bird feeder. No more pesky postal workers, no more long lines at the post office. Just birds. And pooping.
Read more about our bird-based mail system Why Birds Are Not the Answer, Apparently