NEUTRAL RAGE

This is a place for you to vent about things that are just slightly, not-so-neutral.

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        // Neutral Rage API
        // Version 1.0
        // 
        // Function: neutralRage()
        // Description: Generates a random, slightly not-so-neutral phrase.
        // 
        // Usage:
        //   neutralRage()
        //   Returns a string
        // 
        // Examples:
        //   console.log(neutralRage())
        //   
        // Output:
        //   'I am mildly disappointed in the state of the world.'
        //   'I am moderately frustrated with the coffee shop.'
        //   
        // Warning: Prolonged use may cause irreparable emotional trauma.