Neutron Star Spa

Welcome to the most relaxing galaxy in the cosmos. Our neutron star spa offers a range of interstellar treatments, including:

• Black Hole Massage - For the stress-relieving experience of being sucked into an event horizon.
• Wormhole Whirlpool - Our vortex of tranquility will leave you feeling weightless and serene.
• White Dwarf Whitening - A gentle yet intense exfoliating treatment for those who've been feeling a little dim.

Book your appointment today and let the gravitational forces of relaxation pull you in.