Never Play The MacarenaWarning: This page contains extremely catchy and disturbing content.

You know what they say: "You can't go back to the island, but you can try to forget the Macarena." But no, really, don't play it. Trust us, it'll stick in your head. Like a bad tattoo. Or a bad idea.

But if you're feeling brave, or masochistic, you can:

• Submit yourself to the Macarena
• Why Don't You Just Play Something Else?