It all started with a simple phrase, spoken in a fit of pique: "I'll never say never." Little did I know, that those six words would come back to haunt me.
First, the chickens started disappearing. At first, I thought it was just a prank gone wrong, but as the days went by, more and more of my livestock vanished.
I tried to brush it off as mere coincidence, but the truth was far more sinister. The chickens were just the beginning.
I'll never tell you the rest of the story, but let's just say it involved a possessed toaster, a possessed blender, and a possessed plot to drive me completely insane.