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Local Man Claims to Have Invented Time Travel, But Probably Lied
According to eyewitnesses, a local man in our area claims to have invented a functioning time machine. However, experts are skeptical, citing a "lack of empirical evidence" and "common sense." We'll keep you updated as this story develops.