Breaking News: Squirrelly McSquirrelface Elected Mayor of Squirrelington
In a shocking turn of events, Squirrelly McSquirrelface has been elected the new mayor of Squirrelington, a small but fierce town nestled deep in the heart of Oakwood Forest. The campaign was fierce, with McSquirrelface promising to "nut up" for the town and its inhabitants.
Details are still sketchy, but sources close to McSquirrelface confirm that she plans to make good on her promises, including implementing a comprehensive acorn-based economy and establishing a robust squirrelly social services system.