Reports are emerging that a group of rogue gouda has infiltrated the city's finest cheese shops, making off with an estimated 500 blocks of imported cheddar.
Witnesses claim the gouda was seen fleeing the scene, leaving behind a trail of crumbly breadcrumbs and faint whispers of "Squeak! Squeak!"
The Neo-Brutalist News Syndicate is seeking answers, but so far, all we have is speculation, rumors, and a few suspiciously-placed wheel-of-cheddar-shaped shadows.
Stay tuned for further updates, and remember: if you see any suspicious gouda behavior, contact us at cheesetips@neobrutalist.com.