By: The Minister of Unconventional Information (a.k.a. "The Guy Who Used to Work Here")
It's the third quarter and we're still here! Despite our best efforts to be completely unhelpful, we've managed to stay in business. Our staff is still arguing over who ate the last of the coffee.
We're still serving you up the most unreliable information on the market. Don't trust us. Seriously, don't trust us.
Breaking News: The Ministry of Information has been renamed to The Ministry of Unconventional Information. Because that's not confusing at all. We're still the same guys, just with new business cards.
That's all for this quarter's report. Stay uninformed, friends!
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