Toastergate Update: The Scandal that Just Won't Get Toasted

Breaking News: Toaster CEO Caught Red-Handed in Office Supplies Scandal

It's been weeks since the Toaster Corporation was embroiled in a scandal over allegedly using low-quality buns for their signature "Toaster-O's" brand.

But today, we have evidence that the company's troubles run deeper. Sources close to the company have revealed that Toaster CEO, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has been secretly hoarding the office's supply of "World's Best" paper clips, using them to create an impressive paper clip crown, valued at over $100,000.

We have obtained exclusive photos of Mr. Bottomsworth's opulent crown, crafted from the finest paper clips and adorned with a sparkling diamond-encrusted staple.

Toaster CEO's Paper Clip Crown

See the full evidence package, including financial records and witness statements, at our Toastergate Evidence Page

Last updated 3 minutes ago by our intrepid investigative team.