What to Do When You're Done Eating

So you've managed to stuff your face with an impressive amount of sustenance. Congratulations! Now, what to do with yourself?

Here are some suggestions:

  1. Waddle over to the couch and binge-watch reruns of your favorite TV show. The calories will be worth it.
  2. Take a leisurely stroll around the block, trying not to think about the impending food coma.
  3. Engage in some quality time with your cat, who's probably judging you for your gluttony.
  4. Read a book about the dangers of overeating (not a real book, just a bunch of words on the page).
  1. Learn to make a to-do list for next week, so you can pretend like you're a responsible adult.

Or, you know, just lie down and stare at the wall.

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