The Darkness is Coming, and it's a Real Thing

Get ready for the ultimate existential crisis. The lights are going out, and it's not just the power outage you've been waiting for.

I'm not ready for the darkness, take me to the Lost Socks page I'll be brave, take me to the Paranoid Thoughts page

Warning: Prolonged exposure to this page may cause:
Existential dread
Catastrophic thoughts of the end of the world
Uncontrollable urge to check your phone