Your Socks Are on Fire

It appears you have accidentally set off your sock drawer's fire suppression system. The resulting blaze has engulfed your entire sock collection.

The fire is still burning, but our team of highly trained sock-firefighters is on the scene. They're working hard to put out the flames and restore order to your sock drawer.

For tips on surviving sock fires, click here.

Learn about our emergency procedures for dealing with sock fires.

Escape Plan