Classified Document: Eyes Only
Mission Objective: Conduct a high-impact, low-key reconnaissance mission to infiltrate the heavily guarded Evil Lair of Dr. Vortex, gather intel on their top-secret Evil Inventions, and sabotage their nefarious plans for world domination.
Mission Details:
- Infiltrate the Evil Lair through a ventilation shaft.
- Disable the Evil Inventions using a high-stakes game of laser-avoidance tag.
- Extract the data on their plans and transmit it to HQ using a Ninja Gadgets wrist-mounted laser.
Mission Risks:
- High probability of getting caught and tortured with a Dr. Vortex brand cattle prod.
- Moderate risk of getting lost in the Evil Lair and having to eat too much Evil Food.
- Low risk of getting promoted to Ninja Commander status.
Mission Assets:
- Ninja Gadgets wrist-mounted laser.
- Stealth Suits for covert operations.
- Ninja Training manual for advanced ninja moves.
Ninja Training is required for this mission. Report to Ninja Instructors for further instructions.
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