Welcome to the Ninja Curse, where you can learn how to be a mediocre ninja, not some overachieving hero.
Our expert ninjas have compiled a list of tips and tricks to help you avoid being a hero at all costs.
Learn how to: Stealth Ninja Jutsu, Ninja Evasion Techniques, and Inept Ninja Gadgets.
Don't be a hero, be a ninja.
Join our ninja community and connect with other ninjas who share your values.
Or, if you're feeling extra sneaky, try our Ninja Training Academy, where you can learn how to be a ninja in secret.
Remember, being a hero is so overrated. Be a ninja.
Ninja Glossary for those who want to learn more ninja-y things.
Ninja Blogs for those who want to read about other ninjas' misadventures.