Rule 1: No Sneezing
No one likes a good sneeze-filled game of dodgeball. You're not a horse, so please refrain.
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Rule 2: No Hacking the Refs
Don't you dare even think about hacking the referees. We have ninja-proof ninja-proof ninja-proofing.
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Rule 3: Teamwork Makes the Dreamwork
You can only be a ninja if you can work well with others. Teamwork is key. Unless you're a solo act, in which case, you're just a weirdo.
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Remember: Dodgeball is 80% Stealth, 20% Sneaking, 1% Actual Dodgeball
Don't forget, or you'll be out of the game.