**CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT**
For Eyes Only. Destroy after reading.
This top-secret guide is for ninja warriors who want to master the art of trust falls.
The protocol is divided into three stages: Pre-Prepare to Die, Fall and Splinter, and Rise from the Ashes.
**WARNING: Do not attempt to use this protocol without proper ninja training**
**Side Effects of using this protocol may include, but are not limited to:**
- Loss of dignity
- Unintentional property damage
- Temporary loss of limbs
- Permanent psychological trauma