Ninja Techniques for Dummies

A Guide for those who can't even

Technique 1: The Art of Not Getting Seen

Also known as 'Hiding in a Corner', this is the most basic of ninja skills.

• Stealth Modes
• Advanced Ninja Training

Technique 2: The Ancient Art of Sock-Fu

Master the art of silently slipping into a room with a single, well-placed sock.

• Sock-Fu Basics
• Sock-Fu Advanced