Lesson 3: The Eyes of a Master Ninja
Today, you will learn the subtle art of observing your enemies from afar. Like a ghost, you will blend into the shadows, invisible and silent as a specter of death.
First, find a suitable hiding spot. A bush, a dumpster, or a conveniently placed trash can will do. Make sure it's not too close to the target, lest you give away your position.
Now, focus your eyes on the target. Study their every move, their every twitch, their every snack. Are they eating a sandwich? Are they drinking a coffee? Are they... watching cat videos on their phone? Ah, the things you will see.
Remember, a good ninja must always be prepared. Practice your surveillance skills regularly, lest you forget the art of watching and become a mere mortal.
Good luck, young ninja. May your eyes be ever watchful, and your enemies be ever unaware.
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