Welcome, young ninja! You've made it to Level 2 of our prestigious ninja training program. Today, we'll be focusing on the art of sword mastery. But first, let's get one thing straight:
As a ninja, you're not just a swordsman, you're a master of stealth. A ninja who wields a sword in the open is like a neon sign saying "Hey, I'm a ninja!" to every would-be foe. No, no, no. A true ninja sword is one that's as invisible as a ninja's sense of humor.
So, let's start with the basics: the Sword Stance and the Sword Control. These are essential skills that'll help you slice through your enemies like a hot knife through butter.
Now, let's put these skills to the test. In our next lesson, we'll be facing off against the infamous Ninja Slayer Sword.