Level 1: The Art of Being Quiet
FIND A QUIET SPOT. ANYTHING WITH WATERFALLS OR TREES IS GOOD.
- Quiet Your Own Mind: A ninja must learn to quiet their mind, just like a ninja must learn to quiet their enemies... with a sword.
- Focus on Your Breath: Like a ninja focusing on the sound of an oncoming enemy, but, you know, more relaxing.
- Let Go of Your Guilt: Because, let's be real, you probably killed someone last week. Or, you know, just pretend you're a ninja and it's all good.