TIME IS A LIE

Welcome to the Timeless Timewaster, where the concept of time is but a distant memory.

Here, you can find the most up-to-date information on how to avoid the tyranny of schedules and appointments.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can explore our:

• ETERNAL SUNSETS - Where the sky remains forever painted with colors of gold and crimson.
• INFINITE BREAKFAST - Because brunch is a lie, and so is the concept of morning.
• NEVER ENDING NAP TIME - Where the world outside is but a muffled hum, a constant reminder to stay in bed.