The coveted "I'm Not Doing It" award goes to [John Doe] for their outstanding ability to put off until the last possible moment.
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Perhaps you were looking for our "Best Use of Procrastination" award? Or maybe you just stumbled upon our "Lost and Found" department? Whatever the case, we've created a new award just for you: "Most Creative Excuse for Not Showing Up"!
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